My life is a typo. PGP.

After a year of being the only male, my department finally hired another guy. He collects Yu-Gi-Oh cards. PGP.

Client call is running over and now I’m missing the cake in the break room celebrating a coworker’s wedding. PGP.

Living by the phone call policy: if it’s important, they’ll leave a voicemail or send an email. PGP.

Coworker just told me I should hit on our FedEx delivery man. PGP.

My coworkers talked about their daughters’ basketball game for an entire hour this morning. PGP.

When you’re already working 12+ hour days and your boss tells you to “step it up”. PGP.

Sick day policy so bad I’m sitting back at work 20 min after having two wisdom teeth removed. PGP.