Cube-A-Saurus

Member Since 07/24/2014

Got locked out of my mobile banking app. Even it knows I shouldn’t be looking at it for a while.

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Moving your booze from the top of the fridge to an expensive cart so it instantly becomes decorative.

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That satisfaction of unclipping your ID badge at the end of the day.

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Every time I hear the receptionist say “one moment, I’ll transfer you” I have a panic attack that my phone might be the one that’s about to ring.

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How The Beer Mile Cemented My Athletic Legacy

Supervisor saying, “We are going to increase your duties around here because we see potential.” Really means, “I am not sure I want to do this any more, and I make more than you. Have fun.”

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I’d rather my employer give us good toilet paper than a retirement plan.

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Matched with my insurance adjuster on Tinder.

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Waiting that extra minute in the stall so you don’t have to have an awkward washing your hands conversation with a coworker.

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Happy hour ends at 7:00. Office hours don’t.

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