Turned in my two weeks today. I don’t think anyone cares.

Subject lines that contain the entire message. PGP.

Who knew there wasn’t any money in nonprofit work? PGP.

Birthday greetings from your credit card company reminding you your bill is due. PGP.

“Please apply through our online portal.” Also known as the place where resumes go to die. PGP.

Took Monday – Thursday off. Still had 5 ass chewings today. PGP.

Everyone on the project team calls me Junior. I’m 25. PGP.

Realizing $100 dollars is both a lot and a very little amount of money. PGP.

Not today Sallie Mae. PGP.