Using Shift when Caps Lock is on. PGP.

“Did you see the eclipse?” PGP.

My sister and my best friend are getting married one week apart. I’m MOH for both weddings. PGP.

When you have to call in sick so you can go to a job interview. PGP.

“Hi, who just joined?” PGP.

Announcing “I’ll keep working on this when I get home” knowing damn well that’s a bold face lie. PGP.

Getting asked to write your own position description. PGP.

Covered a Saturday shift with the promise of leaving early. I didn’t leave until 5. PGP.

When you get into an argument with your 50-something-year-old co-worker about how “web browsers” and “search engines” are not the same. PGP.

When your boss forwards you the email inviting you to participate in the 7 Habits for Highly Effective People Workshop. PGP.