Today’s office gossip: someone left her space heater on overnight. PGP.

Wishing work hours went by as fast as lunch hour. PGP.

Finally got laid by using eharmonys free trial weekend. PGP.

Passed out on my couch Friday night … My backs still sore. PGP

Took a personal on Monday. Saw a matinee by myself, cut the lawn, and was in bed by 9. PGP

“at least it was good interview practice”. PGP.

“Swiped right” being our generation’s “high school sweethearts” story told during wedding vows.

Hooked up with my old high school girlfriends mom this weekend.

Frank the Tank having a, “pretty nice little Saturday,” lined up. PGP

Tinder is responsible for my gf of 2 years