Justin Spieth is 21 and won 1.8 million by winning The Masters. I’m 24 and won 2 bucks on a scratch off. PGP.

Sometimes I just sit on the toilet to avoid people. PGP.

“Did you get that e-mail I just sent you?” PGP.

Summer and winter are the same season when you have no windows in your office.

I turned 24 today. 41 more years until retirement. PGP.

The old women at my office all gather in the lunch room at noon and watch Family Feud. PGP.