Creed Bratton 8 years ago on Horror Stories From A Guy With IBS IBS is a bitch I’ve done shameful unspeakable things to rest stop bathrooms on road trips. 14 Log in to reply or vote on comments
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Creed Bratton 9 years ago on Is It More Acceptable To Go 'No Socks' Or 'No Tie' At A Wedding? Found the black sheep of the family 18 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Creed Bratton 9 years ago on Your boss casually pranking you in the airport by placing a gun shaped turbo lighter and Japanese adult mags in your carry-on bag while you're away to get coffee for him. Be ware of Asian bosses. No it was that asshole Todd Packer again. 4 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Creed Bratton 9 years ago on Nickelodeon Is Really Going For It With An 'All That' Reunion And A 'Legends Of The Hidden Temple' Movie If you want an example of someone trying to be funny look at The comment above. 14 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Creed Bratton 9 years ago on All Great Friendships Stem From Getting Hammered Together Wow slow down champ you sound like a real badass. 49 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Creed Bratton 9 years ago on Power Ranking The 28 Best Characters From "Friday Night Lights" As a Sam Houston Alumnus it pains me to even imagine JD McCoy playing for us. 22 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Creed Bratton 9 years ago on Owning This Reclining Office Chair Is A Good Way To Nap, Get Fired “I love a good nap sometimes it’s the only thing getting me out of bed in the morning” – George Costanza 29 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Creed Bratton 9 years ago on Banging the crazy ex while at home for the holidays. PGP. Never stick your dick in crazy is only a suggestion right? 22 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Creed Bratton 9 years ago on Instead of a Christmas bonus the owner of the company gave everyone a cheap bottle of wine from his family vineyard. It tastes awful. PGP Three penis wine? 19 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Creed Bratton 9 years ago on What You’re Really Saying In Your Tinder Profile “Proud single mother” I got pregnant when I was 17 and am looking for someone to help raise this bastard child. 80 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Creed Bratton 9 years ago on This Dude Shut Down His Cheating Ex-Girlfriend With The Perfect One-Word Text Good point now way it’s her 10 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Creed Bratton 9 years ago on This Dude Shut Down His Cheating Ex-Girlfriend With The Perfect One-Word Text I have a feeling that the cheating ex is Kendra. 36 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Creed Bratton 9 years ago on Spending money that I don't have. PGP. To impress people I don’t even like. 36 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Creed Bratton 9 years ago on A Love Letter To Postmates Coming soon: 10 reasons why Kendra loves postmates. 43 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Creed Bratton 9 years ago on I go to lunch as late as possible, just so the day seems shorter. PGP Much much worse 2 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Creed Bratton 9 years ago on I go to lunch as late as possible, just so the day seems shorter. PGP I got moved to 11:30-12:30 lunch this week, I think this is what hell feels like. 12 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Creed Bratton 9 years ago on Larry David Gave Golf Digest A Brutally Honest Assessment Of Jordan Spieth's Hairline The only thing I’ve got on Spieth is a hairline. 10 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Creed Bratton 9 years ago on What Girls Say Vs. What Girls Mean While Flirting Damn how much of your day was wasted typing this? 67 Log in to reply or vote on comments
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IBS is a bitch I’ve done shameful unspeakable things to rest stop bathrooms on road trips.
Her Father booked me a spot at the Bellagio to celebrate…. I haven’t even met the man yet.
Found the black sheep of the family
No it was that asshole Todd Packer again.
If you want an example of someone trying to be funny look at The comment above.
Wow slow down champ you sound like a real badass.
As a Sam Houston Alumnus it pains me to even imagine JD McCoy playing for us.
“I love a good nap sometimes it’s the only thing getting me out of bed in the morning”
– George Costanza
Never stick your dick in crazy is only a suggestion right?
Three penis wine?
“Proud single mother”
I got pregnant when I was 17 and am looking for someone to help raise this bastard child.
Good point now way it’s her
I have a feeling that the cheating ex is Kendra.
To impress people I don’t even like.
Coming soon:
10 reasons why Kendra loves postmates.
Much much worse
I got moved to 11:30-12:30 lunch this week, I think this is what hell feels like.
The only thing I’ve got on Spieth is a hairline.
Damn how much of your day was wasted typing this?
I’d like to buy you a cement mixer Kendra.