Every morning my first thought is “Wow I can’t wait to go to sleep tonight.” PGP

“Hey, you see what the powerball’s at now!?”

My iPhone says I’ve exceeded my iCloud storage so I just paid 99cents for more but I still don’t understand the cloud.

How do I only own two pairs of jeans at this point in my life? PGP.

Spending money that I don’t have. PGP.

Time to drink away this weeks work memories in 3……2……

Getting a second job. PGP.

I have three bosses.

I go to lunch as late as possible, just so the day seems shorter. PGP