People my age are winding down their professional sports careers.

My friends moms aren’t hot anymore.

Being asked what your plans are for the weekend by older coworkers then extremely disappointing them with your response. PGP.

Saw an old college hookup on a reality show on Bravo. PGP

Is it 5:00 yet? PGP.

“Tag me in that” is now “don’t post that”

The gradual decline in goal setting from a six figure salary to a new office chair. PGP.

Missing the bachelor party but attending the wedding. PGP.

Not being able to watch your team play the late game in the playoffs. PGP.

Too hungover to even try to hide it