Messaged a girl on tinder telling her how pretty she was. She unmatched me. PGP.

Not even trying to look busy anymore. PGP

The new hire that started today is one one of my tinder matches.

Looking forward to another weekend of doing nothing. PGP.

No motivation to even make it look like I’m working today. PGP.

Finding someone’s phone on the TP dispenser of your favorite stall. PGP

Strategically planning out my sick days. PGPM

9:00am: *email arrives in my inbox*9:02am: “Hey, did you get my email?”…PGP