Blacked out last weekend and woke up on Sunday with a Match.com account. It was $40. #PGP

I get excited for training classes out of state because it’s the closest I come to a real vacation

I spend most of my Monday at work trying to think of witty posts to put on the PGP wall. PGP.

Thinking long term

One of my biggest fears is that a handicap person will come in the bathroom while I’m using the handicap stall. PGP.

Was too embarrassed to tell my doctor that I haven’t slept with anyone since my last visit.

I’m so bored, I just watched a snapchat story about Toronto. PGP

I got on the same elevator with the attractive girl, and completely choked

Threatening to boycott your friends wedding if they don’t have an open bar. PGP

Rumor is the Director knocked up the intern, things just kicked up a notch today