Your boss making fun of your salary. PGP.
“We’re always looking for new talent, submit your resume and we’ll get back to you.” No you aren’t and no you won’t. PGP.
Buying more expensive alcohol, yet drinking it in less fun ways. PGP.
Getting a girlfriend was the best decision socially and worst decision financially. PGP.
Just got a call from State Farm letting me know my car insurance is going down $20 in January. Did a fistpump at my desk. PGP.
“Go with it John, you might learn a thing or two.”
Tried to haze the pledges at homecoming. Corporate life has made me soft. PGP.
Making less money than your parents pay in taxes. PGP.
I used to rely on adults to tell me the weather. Now I look at the 5 day forecast. PGP.