Counting down the hours to 5 P.M. before even arriving at work. PGP.

I am visibly ill. My boss has yet to tell me to go home. PGP.

Too poor too buy my own lunch. Too fat to eat the pizza my boss bought. PGP.

Got a four percent raise today. It would barely cover my cable bill if I had one to begin with. PGP.

Found out at homecoming I can still drink like I did in college. The hangover lasted till Wednesday. PGP.

I’m old enough to remember when Facebook required you to have a .edu email address to become a member. PGP.

I eat with my in-laws as often as possible because they always pick up the tab. PGP.

Working on Columbus Day. PGP.