“How is Tiger doing?” PGP.

When you’re so bored that you actually start doing some work. PGP.

“I wish they’d let us work outside today!” PGP.

The only time I ever wash my hands after going to the bathroom is when someone else is there. Even then, I pull a Costanza and just run some water. PGP.

Everyone above me is quitting. I’m not getting promoted. PGP.

You know you’re a real adult when your phone, laptop, and gas tank are constantly running on E. PGP.

Starting a new game with myself called “How casual can I dress before I start getting questionable looks from coworkers?” PGP.

Having to really think about inviting the girl you’re sleeping with over on a weeknight because you don’t want to be tired at work the next day. PGP.

Checking the qualifications, not the job description. PGP.