“We’re sorry, but AT&T U-Verse is not available in your area.” PGP.

Monday through Friday. PGP.

Working out during lunch, then sweating for the next five hours. PGP.

1: “When is the next three day weekend?” 2: “Late May.” 1: “Shit.” PGP.

Walking around with a notepad to look busy. PGP.

“Late night, come home. Work sucks, I know.” PGP.

There are tens of thousands of people running 26.2 miles today. I can barely make it up two flights of stairs without needing to catch my breath. PGP.

A coworker walking by your cubicle as you take a selfie. PGP.

Working an event for your company at the local career fair and bringing your resume along to pass to other companies. PGP.