Just staring at your computer screen in silence. PGP.

When your weekend plans are either “catch up on sleep” or “get blackout drunk”. PGP.

Your password expires in one day. PGP.

“Let me find out and call you right back” PGP.

My coworker nicknamed his cubicle the “Thunder Dome” and lets everyone know it. PGP.

There’s a Spring Break story on SnapChat. PGP.

Running errands during lunch. PGP.

Owing the federal government money instead of them owing you money.

Been calling a new guy Steve for two weeks. He emailed me today that his name is Rick. PGP.