Patiently waiting for all the baby boomers to retire so we all can just work from home everyday. PGP.

Being expected to dress like someone who makes $80,000 in order to make $25,000. PGP.

Work, pay bills, drink, repeat.

I’m not going to pay my bills until lunchtime because I want to see my bank account with that money for just a little bit longer. PGP.

Starbucks taste; break room budget.

2 billion dollar company. 1 ply toilet paper. #PGP

Pretending to work is harder than actually working.

Chasing the mythological creature of “work/life balance”. PGP.

Taking 2 hours of mental preparation for 10 minutes worth of work. PGP