I got 99 problems and money is all of them.

“There will be no relocation allowance for this position.” PGP.

Clocking in at 8:30 am, being done at 12 pm, waiting to go home at 5 pm. PGP.

I chose the wrong career path. PGP

It’s only Wednesday. PGP

My coworker asked me to read something to her because I knew the Greek Alphabet and she didn’t. They were Roman Numerals. PGP

Added a girl from TFM’s Babe of the day on Instagram. Girlfriend made me delete my account after. PGP