Counting Consultant

Member Since 02/10/2017

I’ve been at work for an hour and I have yet to do anything remotely productive.

Post Grad Problems

My leg fell asleep on the toilet and now I’m limping around the office.

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Which Drinks To Pair With Which Chores

“So…how’s your bracket?”

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Just received a reminder from HR on the company’s streaming policy.

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It’s Not All About The Chase

Dropping $170 on a first date only to get dumped after the second date.

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Being in the closet about still playing video games.

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Get to work. Get coffee. Start working. Forget about coffee. Remember coffee. It’s cold.

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The subtle fist pump after opening the stall door and seeing a freshly cleaned toilet.

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