My stocks took a hit today. PGP.

I’m starting to order more water than beer at the bar. PGP.

Got to work later than usual only to discover that a coworker disconnected my laptop and took my monitor before I got in. PGP.

Jeans are now approved at all times in the office. Next step, shorts. PGP.

Was almost done with my cup of coffee before I realized I never put cream in it. PGP.

My audio book game is on point. PGP.

I actually ran a pen out of ink before I lost it. PGP.

If my coworker can bring her screaming three year old into the office, why can’t I bring my dog? PGP.

“Sale” “Sort by: Lowest price first” PGP.

I thought “Athleisure” was a brand — I’ve been looking all around for it. PGP.