Not knowing what HQ Trivia and Fortnite are and having no desire to find out.

Subject lines that contain the entire message. PGP.

My job makes me change my password every two weeks. PGP.

My ‘if we’re not married by’ just posted that she and her perfect husband are expecting their 2nd child. At least I have an InstaPot. PGP.

Coworkers that think it is socially acceptable to clip their fingernails at their desk. PGP.

That coworker that leaves an ounce of coffee in the pot so that he can leave the burden of making a new pot to someone else. PGP.

Getting stumped when someone asks you, “what do you do for fun?” PGP.

When your company updates its software and it’s worse than before. PGP.

Decided to be healthy and take the stairs this morning. Tripped and spilled my coffee. PGP.