The anxiety waiting for my fantasy wire claim to go through. PGP.

My cubicle reeks of coffee and sadness. PGP.

Waking up late and getting to work on time means I just found my new wake up time. PGP.

I have two sets of tupperware with similar but not matching lids and it’s slowly driving me insane. PGP.

Your parking job being your proudest accomplishment of the work day. PGP.

Stopped by at a bagel shop this morning and found out the bagel wasn’t toasted after I got to the office. PGP.

Saving money on car washes by parking outside during thunderstorms. PGP.