A recruiter from the company that rejected me last month just reached out to me to apply for the same exact position. PGP.

“Don’t forget to dial 9 first.” PGP.

Sitting on a conference call for 10 minutes before the other parties join. PGP.

Meeting with the Bobs today. PGP.

I was so proud of myself for remembering to pack a lunch last night. I left it in the fridge this morning. PGP.

“Please let do not hesitate to reach out if you have any questions.” directly translates to “This conversation is over and I hope to never hear from you again.” PGP.

Being the only single groomsman at a dry wedding. PGP.

Trying to decide between getting up early to make breakfast, or sleeping in and eating pop-tarts at your desk. PGP.

When someone follows you into the bathroom then takes the stall next to yours. PGP.

Kevin Duranted myself in the group chat. PGP.