Was just asked if you can put two separate files on a USB. PGP.

Realizing that it’s probably time to start taking a daily multivitamin. PGP.

I was hungover before I even got home from the bar. PGP.

Being surprised at how fast the day goes when you actually do work. PGP.

The back of my cube is a wall, so no one can see my screen. I feel like a god. PGP.

There was a fight today in the office. I was at lunch. PGP.

Hearing “look who finally decided to show up today” from three different people after being only five minutes late. PGP.

Got yelled at for not going to a voluntary meeting. PGP.

Got a Happy Birthday email from my bank before a call, text or Facebook post from any of my friends. PGP.

The thought of sleeping in tomorrow is making me giddy. PGP.