Still can’t grow a beard. PGP

Started spending my tax refund today… haven’t yet done my taxes.

I have got to stop drinking like I’m still in college. PGP.

Can’t get an adderall prescription so I bought off brand caffeine pills instead. PGP

Guess I should have done a three year internship to meet entry level job requirements. PGP.

Finally have three years of work under my belt, so I can now apply for other entry level jobs that required 3-5 years of experience. PGP.

Almost slid off the road into a ditch due to snowy conditions, but don’t worry, I still made it to my office for my job that I can totally do at home on my computer. PGP.

Telling the interns to work hard in school so they don’t have to work here after college. PGP.

7 a.m. is the new sleeping in. PGP.

Only shitting when on the clock. PGPM.