Pre-gaming has become acceptable for any activity. PGP.

Our vp of research forgot to close his eHarmony tab before he shared his screen on a company wide video conference

I’ve never had to actually prove I went to college. PGP.

Office gossip is worse than when we were in high school. PGP

Guac doesn’t cost extra on the corporate Amex. PGPM.

Highlight of my day was seeing an email about a sale at Jos A Bank. PGP.

“Sounds good.” PGP.

Going from one earbud in to two earbuds in. PGPowerMove.

I’m starting to really appreciate jazz music. PGP

Oncoming traffic in a long hallway gives me anxiety. PGP.