Your office self and non-office self being the modern-day Jekyll and Hyde

I finally understand, “girls don’t like boys, girls like cars and money.” PGP.

How do I only own two pairs of jeans at this point in my life? PGP.

Living in constant fear of my mute button malfunctioning

Sweater vest wardrobe and Wu Tang playlist. PGP.

Tired of renting but no down payment money saved.

100% probability of ‘drinks and dinner’ leading to an alcohol induced bender. PGP.

I drink my coffee black. It’s simple and bitter just like me. PGP

Physically, I haven’t missed a day of work in months. Mentally, I haven’t shown up to work in months.

Took a day off from work to run errands. PGP.