I’m starting to wish I was as successful, hardworking, and great as my cover letters say I am. PGP.

Been a “temp” now for 17 months. PGP.

One year out of college and I completely understand why the hot girls got all of the internships over me. PGP.

Only 22 and already thinking about giving up and marrying rich. PGP.

Sitting in your cubicle, questioning why you didn’t get piss ass drunk on more random Tuesdays in college. PGP.

Accidentally dialing 9 before making a call on your cell phone. PGP.

Looking for a friend with benefits. Vision is preferred, but dental is mandatory. PGP.

I’ll get my shit together when I’m 25. PGP.

Never making it past a first date. PGP.

Who are these women that are stay-at-home bloggers who make six figures and how do I become one of them? PGP.