A confident “Well, that’s all for me today,” after spending an hour cleaning out your inbox on a Friday. PGPM.

Current mood: Like mom just forgot to pick me up from soccer practice. PGP.

Introvert in the office. Extrovert in literally every other aspect of my life. PGP.

Some girl at homecoming was trying to guess my age and said 35. I’m 27. PGP.

Thinking about getting married. PGP.

Ex-girlfriend asking for a LinkedIn endorsement. PGP.

Just chose to watch my state’s televised gubernatorial debate over the World Series. PGP.

The VP of our division just sent me a happy birthday email. I don’t like that he knows my name now. PGP.

Having to actually do work when PGP goes down for 30 minutes. PGP.

Getting a girlfriend was the best decision socially and worst decision financially. PGP.