Just realized I read and enjoyed an article ranking types of milk. PGP.

It was a tough decision, but I am now moving my official bed time from 11 to 10. PGP.

Spending money like Kevin McCallister. Making money like Uncle Frank. PGP.

I’m still single while the Steve in my office is dating the hot intern. PGP.

Making more money than I ever have in my life, still managing to be broke as fuck. PGP.

Waiting for your boss’s boss to leave so your boss will leave so you can leave. PGP.

Considering quitting with no back up plan or job lined up. PGP.

On my way back from lunch today, I told myself out loud that “Everything’s going to be okay.” PGP.

Was just endorsed on LinkedIn for customer satisfaction by the girl I’ve been hooking up with. PGP.

Had to give myself a pep talk this morning. PGP.