“How about that fight?” PGP.

The only napkins in my house are from Chipotle. PGP.

Feeling an inexplicable wave of nostalgia whenever I listen to John Mayer. PGP.

My boss indirectly told me he only keeps me around because I’m pretty. PGP.

“Did you see the eclipse?” PGP.

My boss hired two more salespeople. I guess I should polish my resume a little bit just in case. PGP.

When your boss forwards you the email inviting you to participate in the 7 Habits for Highly Effective People Workshop. PGP.

The new office wifi blocks anything that isn’t email. PGP.

The supply room was restocked with my favorite pens and I’m pretty jazzed about it. PGP.