Using Hinge to network because I’m that desperate. PGP

Having a legitimate plan of action if I win the powerball. #PGP

Received a free “wear your jeans to work” pass instead of a Christmas bonus. PGP

Somebody got caught by the office cameras flicking off their boss behind his back. PGP.

My 6th most visited website at work is the “Blocked by Adminstrator” page.

I clogged the toilet in the large stall today. PGPM

Had a nightmare my credit score went down. PGP

I’m starting to enjoy work more than I enjoy being around my friends. PGP

Only reason I’m still at the office is for lack of anything better to do right now. PGP