And just like that, all the hot interns are back at school

Watching the University of Alabama sorority video and realizing you went to the wrong school

Considering recording my mouse clicks so I can take breaks without anyone knowing. PGP.

I have absolutely nothing in common with anyone at this company.

Accidentally slept with the boss’s daughter’s best friend. Somehow he heard about it. #PGP

The fear of being hungover on Monday morning keeps me from drinking on Friday sometimes. PGP.

She wanted a date. I invited her to a networking event instead.

She liked my LinkedIn post, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.