Everyone is getting leg cramps and shit during sex and I’m over here like, what is this “sex”? PGP

I’m so excited to go to Costco after work. PGP.

“Your password will expire in 3 days. Please reset password.” Don’t tell me how to live my life. PGP.

I want to go to lunch and never come back. PGP.

My life is now basically just waiting until I get to go to sleep again and then not being able to fall asleep when that time comes. PGP.

The “Yeah, I can get drunk on $25” conversation with yourself every Friday. PGP.

I’ll get my shit together when I’m 25. PGP.

Living paycheck-to-paycheck at your parents’ house. PGP.

Your boss making fun of your salary. PGP.