Already stressing about the imminent hangover 48 hours before I start drinking.

Had an awesome PGP I wanted to post but a coworker dropped by my cubicle and now I can’t remember what it was.

Working for the weekend…More like working for the one night I can go out before the two day hangover ensues. PGP.

Packing a lunch to save money. Eating lunch by 1030AM. Still ending up at Chipotle. PGP

Identifying coworkers by the sound of their coughs and sneezes.

You know it’s going to be a long day when your phone dies before lunch. PGP.

I keep calling my desk phone from my cell phone to make it sound like im busy PGP.