Turns out 9 to 5 is just an expression

At that point in my life where the car my parents gave me is going to need to be replaced. Shit.

“You hear about that missing plane?”

It is Thursday, which means it is almost Friday, which is the weekend which is right before Monday. Shit, it’s almost Monday. #PGP

Still having to explain to your parents what your friends from college are doing now. PGP

Coworkers that rest their stomach fat on that table area between desk and keyboard. #PGP

My cholesterol is higher than my credit score. PGP.***If you dont like that one. Try the one below***My credit score isn,t as high as my blood pressure. PGP.

Not going to happy hour on Wednesday because you plan to go out on Saturday.

Still refusing to look at your bar tab from 2 weeks ago. PGP.

In-private browsing is God’s gift to employees who have to use office computers.