Performance review season. PGP.

My grad school professor said “let’s get into it” 10 times tonight and I keep waiting for Dave to walk in. PGP.

My bar application has asked me 5 separate times if I am married. Really rubbing my loneliness in. PGP.

I have an early start tomorrow, but sure, I can meet you for one drink. PGP.

Had my annual review on a Wednesday. After that, I learned that Wednesday Scaries are a thing. PGP.

I fell asleep at 10 p.m. and now I actually feel like working. PGP.

After a year of being the only male, my department finally hired another guy. He collects Yu-Gi-Oh cards. PGP.

Client call is running over and now I’m missing the cake in the break room celebrating a coworker’s wedding. PGP.

Living by the phone call policy: if it’s important, they’ll leave a voicemail or send an email. PGP.

Team-wide argument is breaking out over email. PGP.