Working this week but was told I’m not allowed to bill the client. PGP.

Had to work the day after Christmas. We had 3 customers all day and 4 phone calls. PGP.

Matched with a coworker on a dating app during Christmas weekend. Today we’re the only two employees at work. PGP.

Not being able to expense that six pack because the firm doesn’t consider it as a “meal.” PGP.

Not getting the end of year bonus because I started my new job 2 days after the firm’s FY. PGP.

Not knowing the difference between a white elephant, gift exchange, and secret santa. PGP.

Browning out during the office gift exchange and forgetting to take home your present. PGP.

Too tired to drink. PGP.

Opting to listen to radio commercials over taking my headphones off to hear my coworkers talk. PGP.

Responding to sales emails with a clip of Chevy Chase saying “Merry Christmas, Kiss My Ass, Kiss His Ass, Kiss Your Ass.” PGP.