Company holiday was just changed from a Friday night happy hour to a Tuesday luncheon. PGP.

My last three Tinder messages have been sponsored advertisements. PGP.

Drawing your boss in the Secret Santa drawing. PGP.

My coworkers talked about their daughters’ basketball game for an entire hour this morning. PGP.

When you’re already working 12+ hour days and your boss tells you to “step it up”. PGP.

Not sure whether to have a water bottle filled with whiskey or actual water hidden in my suit for the Christmas party. PGP.

Having to deal with a boss that’s a modern-day Ebenezer Scrooge. PGP.

Typing “shart” instead of “sharp” in an important email. PGP.

Chipped my tooth during a conference call. I was biting my nail. PGP.