Steering right into holiday food season knowing layering season is right behind it. PGP.

“How was your break?” “Too short!” PGP.

Not remembering a single fucking thing from hometown bars last night when unsaved numbers are texting you today. PGP.

Being the only one who didn’t get the group text that work was canceled. PGP.

Going for “walks” around the building because the WiFi is shit at my cube. PGP.

75% of the work I do is formatting. I work in finance, not graphic design. PGP.

I honestly thought I was getting the flu yesterday. Then I was reminded I had 4 beers and a shot the day before. Turns out I had a hangover. PGP.

“So, are you dating anyone?” PGP.

I have to fire someone three days before Thanksgiving. PGP.

Got more Bumble matches in 7 days in Europe than I have in the past 6 months in the US. PGP.