I’m the only one in my department with small monitors because IT maxed out their budget. PGP.

I reluctantly signed up for the company chili cook-off, got too invested in the competition and ended up losing. PGP.

Having very strong opinions on dive bars. PGP.

Boss uses my personal Keurig in my office. PGP.

Was playing around with my phone, took my sim card out and lost it. I leave for Europe tomorrow. PGP.

I worked late enough to sleep on the office break room couch twice this week. PGP.

Getting legitimately excited to update your LinkedIn after accepting a new job. PGP.

Co-worker calls me “Good Girl” every time I do something before he asks me to do it. PGP.

Leaving the office the same time people are leaving the bars. PGP.

College grad, but still can’t put my fitted sheet on in the first try. PGP.