I don’t know how he does it, but my boss never fails to call me whenever I’m away from my desk. PGP.

Setting private daily meetings on my work calendar at 3 pm to play HQ in the bathroom. PGP.

Getting an email from your boss on Friday evening that begins with “Do this first thing when you get in on Monday.” PGP.

My job makes me change my password every two weeks. PGP.

My boss signs his emails “Smiles.” PGP.

The “I had fun last night, but didn’t really feel a strong connection” follow-up text. PGP.

Monday’s are for lighting fires you’ll have to put out by Friday. PGP.

Client provided us with only half the data we need, and after explaining this to him, still expects a full analysis. PGP.

Volunteered to take minutes one time… now I’m known as Minute Man. PGP.

Birthday greetings from your credit card company reminding you your bill is due. PGP.