Tillerson getting canned on a business trip.

Getting the Sunday Scaries after seeing Spring Break pics from friends still in college.

My friend’s dog has more Instagram followers than I do.

My company made us come into work even after our governor declared a state of emergency.

Returning from a four-day weekend and already ready for the week to be over.

Dropping $170 on a first date only to get dumped after the second date.

My mom just endorsed me on LinkedIn.

Had to go buy a Pedialyte and Advil on my lunchbreak. Ran into my boss in the checkout line.

First day back after vacation and I’ve already been told I look dead inside.

My computer screen is visible to the majority of the office.