Was asked what I thought my weaknesses were in my review then was told what my actual weaknesses were.

My ex is stalking me on Linkedin.

Deciding against another cup of coffee because you don’t want to refill the Keurig.

Discovered that Kombucha is carbonated. At my desk. All over my keyboard.

Turned in my two weeks today. I don’t think anyone cares.

Title only promotions.

Every morning, my coworker tells me how good/bad she slept the night before.

The liquor store I frequent just tagged me in an Instagram post regarding their new delivery.

Pretending to be busy to get out of actually being busy.

The only people who look at my LinkedIn profile are recruiters in India.