My intern is getting married before me.

We’re the only couple in our friend group that’s not pregnant.

Pulled a muscle attempting to hit the dab tonight.

Boss sending a passive-aggressive email to the entire staff but knowing it’s directed at you.

Started my “summer diet” today and realized I have no plans to go to the beach this year.

Leaving my AirPods in when I’m not listening to music so nobody talks to me.

“So…how’s your bracket?”

Co-workers using St. Patrick’s Day to justify lunch beers as if you don’t have them every Friday.

Just received a reminder from HR on the company’s streaming policy.

The accounting team is relentlessly saying, “Happy Pi Day.”