Waking up hungover without getting drunk.

I get out of work at 4:45. Boss scheduled an hour-long 4:30 meeting.

Cashier asked if I have a sick kid at home as I purchased a Pedialyte.

45 and rainy all weekend, 75 and sunny on Monday.

Bumble match from last night deleted me this morning.

Constantly living in a state of “Am I hungover or just very tired?”

Getting dethroned from using the secret bathroom that you thought everyone in the building forgot about.

Still being hungover from Saturday night in the Monday morning meeting.

I’m a regular at more than one Subway.

Looking out the office window to see if your boss’s car is gone before ducking out early.