Using your complete access to your bosses calendar to plan naps while they’re in meetings. PGP.

“Where’d you go to college?” … “Were you Greek?”. PGP

My coworker asked me to read something to her because I knew the Greek Alphabet and she didn’t. They were Roman Numerals. PGP

Added a girl from TFM’s Babe of the day on Instagram. Girlfriend made me delete my account after. PGP

Went from still drunk to hung over in the same meeting this morning. PGP.

“I’m really busy with work” being the go-to excuse for not dating. PGP.

I’m not hungover today. This is weird. PGP.

Sunday morning shakes at church.

I sank 1/24th of my yearly income into my vacation. PGP