Sometimes when I get drunk I check my credit score. PGP

Reading PGP on a Friday night because I’ve been asked to come in early on Saturday. PGP

I didn’t have time to take a nap before I went out. PGP.

The old guy gives me the McGavin “shooter” every time I walk past him in the hall. PGP.

Making up your own title. PGP.

“Hows your bracket looking?” PGP.

Your company finally hiring attractive women right after you get a girlfriend. PGP.

My little brothers job out of college offered a higher salary than I currently make.

Facebook creeping a girl before adding her on LinkedIn. PGP.