My work phone is a BlackBerry. PGP.

I eat lunch in my car just to be by myself for a few minutes. PGP.

If another co-worker says “Hump Day” one more time, I’m just gonna lose it

People assume I’m an IT guy just because I’m the youngest one here. PGP.

Got a promotion. Now everyone hate me. PGP

Threw my back out sneezing today. PGP.

Took Saturday night off from going out. Woke up feeling good Sunday so I raged.

Ran into my ex at a mutual friend’s wedding, her new boyfriend is a really cool guy. PGP.

“Hey, have you checked out Google Maps today?” PGP.