Over this job..I started 2 months ago. PGP

Responding to recruiters about jobs completely unrelated to your profession just because they look hot in their LinkedIn pic. PGP.

“Why don’t these numbers match?”

My ex just got engaged to my former boss. Pgp

My boss sent me pictures from his colonoscopy saying “See, told you I wasn’t full of shit” Massive PGP.

“Are you busy?” PGP.

“Will you sign this card for Jane?” PGP

My company charges our clients 5 times the amount that they pay me. PGP

My life goal is to be so successful that it hurts my ex girlfriends feelings. PGP

“When I was your age, I was just like you.” PGP.